Originally Posted by canyoneagle

So....

Jesus is coming, and he's gonna:
- assess every human being's worthiness for "reward"
- reward those who are deemed worthy
- leave everyone else with nothing
- do all of this in one day

Once a Year, Santa Claus:
- assesses every human being's worthiness for "reward"
- rewards those who are deemed worthy
- leaves everyone else with nothing
- does all of this in one day

Coincidence?