Update:

I upgraded my handles and added different tires. HUGE difference and the hills are so much easier to navigate. Only issue w/tires is that they don't do as well as the full mountain bike ones that came with my bike when doing the back roads.

Despite what the ER doc said about my fall, I still think I had a concussion. If four days later you still have a headache and feel "out of it", something happened. Closest description is the feeling I have after sleeping off a seizure for about 6 hours.

If you truly need a laugh, my DH bought a white Townie 3i today. It looks rather odd with him on a Townie and myself on a mountain bike. I told him he needs streamers and a white wicker basket (with cute puppy in it) to truly set off the look. He gave me a hurt look and then suggested adding ape hanger handlebars and the chrome girl mud flaps after he saw those accessories in the book. I told him while you are at it, you might as well add truck nuts to finish off the look and burst out laughing.