This thread is amazing.
I'm all over easy. Bonus points if "large amounts" = thousands of gallons?
Easy: Your bike next to a keg or some other large amount of beer
Medium: Your bike with the most amount of hipster objects on/around it (ie pbr, thick-framed glasses, record etc.)
Hard: Your bike hanging from something (other than a scale)
NOTE: Please read the rules from the first page of the thread.