Originally Posted by cellery

I usually commute in jeans and one time my pants split right down the a-crack and I had to ride four miles back home in rush hour traffic with plaid boxers showing through my rear. I came up to a stop light behind a guy in spandex and hid my presence because I didn't want him to see my shame.

I am just really glad that it didn't happen on the way to work...

Originally Posted by Absenth

I confess I'd like to put Zipp 404's on my Surly Long Haul Trucker. For no reason other than how ridiculous it would be.