That's hilarious! (And the truth. And me) Interesting what a little persepctive can do. Most women see me as a hairy backed neanderthal because I am. When women meet me cheating is probably the last thing on their minds. More likely wondering how they ended up at the zoo when they were expecting to be in an office.
If you're thinking about cheating (which is why you asked the question?) you're already crapping in someone else's nest.