My latest foray into weight loss (an unintentional one) is: orthodontics. I had braces for five years from 2nd through 7th grades. It was brutal, back when they used leeches. Over the years my teeth have been crowded to the point where flossing is next to impossible and there is a dental need, not just a cosmetic one.

Day 1 is today with the Full Metal Mouth, and having to re-learn how to eat. Oh yes, there will be weight loss, but not from trying. Consuming pureed foods will be come the norm, and no more chocolate, pizza or corn on the cob.

Now that Magic Bullet blender system will be put to the test.