I was happily stalled in selection paralysis and couldn't decide on which trainer to get. That, and the question, "Do I really need a trainer?"

After reading this thread I went to the Kurt Kinetic website and browsed. Good Stuff.
Decision made. Looked up the LBS's that carry Kinetic in the "Find a Dealer" on the website. Made some phone calls then added Kinetic "Rock and Roll" to my trove of unnecessary stuff.

I came home and assembled it to the dulcet tones of Ella Fitzgerald and now I'll ride it accompanied by Django Reinhart on guitar.

If I sit on it in the evening when I'm parked in front of the TV, I'll consider it a success.