Got a call from the Army about 5 years ago. Wanted to know if i might be interested in joining. WTF?. I asked if they had the correct name, he repeated it, and yes, it was mine. I said sure, why not, I will be right down, you could reactivate my Top Secret Crypto clearance, I could still hit a target at 700 yards, however my endurance might be a problem as i was 61 years old. Silence. He said he would correct the error, thanked me for my service, and to have a nice day. I was laughing the rest of the day.