In order of occurrence since December '09:

- slipped on small ice patch while accelerating, minor bruises, front shifter a bit bent

- same day, on way home - struck from behind by a car gunning for an amber, bike and windshield destroyed, just bruises and sore ankle for me

- clipless fall leaving work, hairline fracture of left elbow, bike OK

- took a right too fast and slipped on wet leaves, hairline fracture of right elbow, bike OK

- tried to hop a curb while drunk, road rash on shoulder, front derailer knocked out of whack

- clipless fall while showing my daughter how to ride, bleeding leg and major embarrassment