Originally Posted by JimmyNH

OK Beanz, if you don't want to call it, then I will. The service and support on your rides have been going to the dogs lately anyway. You know - driving your little truck around with a few spare tubes and offering free sandwiches and Gatorade to the riders simply doesn't cut it anymore.
I'll set up the ride but first I'll talk to God to secure perfect weather on that day (sunny, low 70s, tail wind there and back). Then, given the NBA lockout, I'll invite the Lakers and Clippers cheerleaders to cheer you on the hardest parts of the climb. Then I'll have a professional crew from Universal Studios to film the event in HD, so you don't have to carry your crappy little camera around. And of course I'll sag the ride in a beer truck. Are you in?