Hey Bike Punx,

I don't ride a ghastly distance each day (~20 miles), but I've developed this ridiculous rash type thing on my seatbones. It's like my bike has given me an STD. I don't want to wear spandex lamepants with pads in them because I don't think I will look cool anymore. Does anybody have a remedy or any tips on topical ointment/powders to quell the offensive irritation.