Originally Posted by
myrridin
4. Cyclists have the right to tailgate since we use the french term 'pelaton'
5. Cyclists expect all of the rights of other road users, but are much more flexible when it comes to their responsibilities.
6. Being a minority group, cyclists are required to have a persecution complex.
6. a. Frequenting forums where other minorities discuss their persecutions ad nauseum reinforces and strengthens the complex; finding a place for leisure-riding away from the persecutors goes a long way to soothing the persecution paranoia