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3. Learning to drive is a rite of passage, seen as a normal and necessary step towards adulthood, whereas other forms of transport are seen as childish or impractical.
Needs modification as follows: "Any other mode of transportation, such as walking or bicycling, is to viewed as being for losers".
"When I park my motor vehicle, I have the inherent right to leave the door open, directly in the path of anyone who may need to pass. I also have the inherent right to leave the engine running,
even though there may be an actual law that makes such illegal. (In MA, it is illegal to leave a motor vehicle running while unattended. But, many do this. This may be observed in the morning,
in proximity to any Dunkin' Donuts, or convenience store.)
Nice list, but Doohickie's point is well taken.
Needs modification as follows: "Any other mode of transportation, such as walking or bicycling, is to viewed as being for losers".
even though there may be an actual law that makes such illegal. (In MA, it is illegal to leave a motor vehicle running while unattended. But, many do this. This may be observed in the morning,
in proximity to any Dunkin' Donuts, or convenience store.)
Nice list, but Doohickie's point is well taken.
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How, in the face of epidemic rates of obesity, heart disease, diabetes, respiratory ailments and roadway injuries, can you state that cyclists are not morally superior to those who choose motor vehicles to meet their transportation desires? Add in climate change and the economic and other damages done by propping up oil and it is really case closed. Pointing out a problem that should be obvious to all but apparently isn't is not the same as whining.
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My point, if you will, is that there are two sides to the story. Yes, motorists enjoy many privileges. But so do cyclists. You make your choice, you have to live with the privileges and consequences. The fact that motorists enjoy certain privileges does not make cyclists morally superior to them. If you like to ride, ride. Find what works best for you and do it. But don't go all inferiority complex about the privileges of drivers.
In short, quit yer whinin'.
In short, quit yer whinin'.
When there are no 85% rules that push road speeds higher based on one form of transportation; when there are plenty of parking places for bicycles at the local mall/shopping center; and when cyclists get tickets for running red lights... then I will quit whinin'. Until then, I consider motorists as having quite the privilege.
#31
The 85 percent issue recently came into play on one of our local roadways, which had to have it's speed limit increased, due to the possibility of legal issues if local law enforcement issued speeding tickets at the lower speed limit, and much to the dismay of the residents along that roadway.
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The 85 percent issue recently came into play on one of our local roadways, which had to have it's speed limit increased, due to the possibility of legal issues if local law enforcement issued speeding tickets at the lower speed limit, and much to the dismay of the residents along that roadway.
Oh yeah it more than attitude, there are loads of issues that lean to give motorists favor on the roadways... and anyone that doesn't see that isn't looking. Just look at transportation funding for instance.
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4. Cyclists have the right to tailgate since we use the french term 'pelaton'
5. Cyclists expect all of the rights of other road users, but are much more flexible when it comes to their responsibilities.
6. Being a minority group, cyclists are required to have a persecution complex.
5. Cyclists expect all of the rights of other road users, but are much more flexible when it comes to their responsibilities.
6. Being a minority group, cyclists are required to have a persecution complex.
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4. Cyclists have the right to tailgate since we use the french term 'pelaton'
5. Cyclists expect all of the rights of other road users, but are much more flexible when it comes to their responsibilities.
6. Being a minority group, cyclists are required to have a persecution complex.
5. Cyclists expect all of the rights of other road users, but are much more flexible when it comes to their responsibilities.
6. Being a minority group, cyclists are required to have a persecution complex.
5. I'd say motorists are just as flexible when it comes to their responsibilities. Speed limit anyone?
6. Only some cyclists take on a persecution complex. The good thing is their griping gives others something to gripe about!
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Seems like most of those who post here do. Although that may even be all, since invariably those who dispute the persecution complex get labeled as "not real cyclists"...
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Apparently these cyclists are cheating in the imaginary race.
However, motorists aren't cheating when they get on the freeway and skip 50 lights that I have to deal with.
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It's this mindset that keeps my fiancé riding her bike to work through the winter; once the temp falls below freezing it certainly isn't the sheer pleasure of cycling that keeps her on the bike. If it gets/keeps people on bikes, then let folks like B. Carfree keep preaching. I would say that promoting the positive effects of cycling is likely to be more effective than condemning automotive transport, though. The former encourages people try something new by showing that cycling is both good and fun, where the latter orders people to stop doing something by casting judgement and heaping guilt and gloom upon them (and even though it might be deserved, that doesn't mean that is will be accepted or considered).
The list in the OP is condemning automotive transport, legitimately, I think; but I don't think that it would gain much traction in the minds of those who aren't already convinced that addiction to the automobile is bad for society. It's useful for those who already agree to help identify the problems that define the issue, which allows them to formulate better arguments to help convince those who don't agree or, more importantly, those who are neutral. But, as far as effective advocacy goes, I like Doohickie's list better. My only gripe with it is that #1 should've been: Cycling is fun. That's the most important privilege of cycling to me, that I get to enjoy my commute.
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Not always, not for everybody -- but then again, lots of people ride bikes when it's not fun for them too, for mostly the same reasons people drive when it's not fun.
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No, but cycling does provide a partial solution to the list of moral issues that B. Carfree posted (as I read it: maintaining a healthy populace, reducing environmental pollution, increasing personal financial stability, and resource conservation through reduced energy consumption). If one were to agree that these are moral issues, and that increased cycling rates and reduced driving rates would positively affect society with regard to these issues, then one could conclude that choosing cycling over driving is moral issue.
It's this mindset that keeps my fiancé riding her bike to work through the winter; once the temp falls below freezing it certainly isn't the sheer pleasure of cycling that keeps her on the bike. If it gets/keeps people on bikes, then let folks like B. Carfree keep preaching. I would say that promoting the positive effects of cycling is likely to be more effective than condemning automotive transport, though. The former encourages people try something new by showing that cycling is both good and fun, where the latter orders people to stop doing something by casting judgement and heaping guilt and gloom upon them (and even though it might be deserved, that doesn't mean that is will be accepted or considered).
The list in the OP is condemning automotive transport, legitimately, I think; but I don't think that it would gain much traction in the minds of those who aren't already convinced that addiction to the automobile is bad for society. It's useful for those who already agree to help identify the problems that define the issue, which allows them to formulate better arguments to help convince those who don't agree or, more importantly, those who are neutral. But, as far as effective advocacy goes, I like Doohickie's list better. My only gripe with it is that #1 should've been: Cycling is fun. That's the most important privilege of cycling to me, that I get to enjoy my commute.
It's this mindset that keeps my fiancé riding her bike to work through the winter; once the temp falls below freezing it certainly isn't the sheer pleasure of cycling that keeps her on the bike. If it gets/keeps people on bikes, then let folks like B. Carfree keep preaching. I would say that promoting the positive effects of cycling is likely to be more effective than condemning automotive transport, though. The former encourages people try something new by showing that cycling is both good and fun, where the latter orders people to stop doing something by casting judgement and heaping guilt and gloom upon them (and even though it might be deserved, that doesn't mean that is will be accepted or considered).
The list in the OP is condemning automotive transport, legitimately, I think; but I don't think that it would gain much traction in the minds of those who aren't already convinced that addiction to the automobile is bad for society. It's useful for those who already agree to help identify the problems that define the issue, which allows them to formulate better arguments to help convince those who don't agree or, more importantly, those who are neutral. But, as far as effective advocacy goes, I like Doohickie's list better. My only gripe with it is that #1 should've been: Cycling is fun. That's the most important privilege of cycling to me, that I get to enjoy my commute.
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Of course, the problem with that argument is ... well, there isn't a problem at all, more just an observation -- driving is fun too.
Not always, not for everybody -- but then again, lots of people ride bikes when it's not fun for them too, for mostly the same reasons people drive when it's not fun.
Not always, not for everybody -- but then again, lots of people ride bikes when it's not fun for them too, for mostly the same reasons people drive when it's not fun.

Even though I've met a few of them, the fact that there are people who don't enjoy the act of riding a bike boggles my mind. I wonder if maybe there's something physiologically wrong with them, like a brain defect or something.
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16. I have the unalienable right to accelerate up to 10 mph over the speed limit to pass any slower moving cyclist, (even if they are traveling at the speed limit)
so I don't have to wait behind them 0.25 seconds to make a right turn. Let them slow down and wait for me.
17. I am no longer responsible for keeping up with my vehicles emissions, brake lights or directional once my car is more than 1 year old. Why should cars even have directional blinkers? No one uses them anymore.
18. I also have the unalienable right to bump cyclists out of the lane if they aren't on the right side of the white line.
so I don't have to wait behind them 0.25 seconds to make a right turn. Let them slow down and wait for me.
17. I am no longer responsible for keeping up with my vehicles emissions, brake lights or directional once my car is more than 1 year old. Why should cars even have directional blinkers? No one uses them anymore.
18. I also have the unalienable right to bump cyclists out of the lane if they aren't on the right side of the white line.
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Those who constantly rush in to condemn any hint of what they label persecution or inferiority complex seem just as miserable in my opinion. There’s really not much point to either behavior. But hay, at least everyones having fun, right? Rag on.
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4. If I choose to transport my children in a car, I will not be called a bad parent or berated for doing so.
4. If I choose to transport my children in a car, I will not be called a bad parent or berated for doing so.
The whole list is crap piled on top of more crap. The author is, for lack of a better word, a moron.
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16. I have the unalienable right to accelerate up to 10 mph over the speed limit to pass any slower moving cyclist, (even if they are traveling at the speed limit)
so I don't have to wait behind them 0.25 seconds to make a right turn. Let them slow down and wait for me.
17. I am no longer responsible for keeping up with my vehicles emissions, brake lights or directional once my car is more than 1 year old. Why should cars even have directional blinkers? No one uses them anymore.
18. I also have the unalienable right to bump cyclists out of the lane if they aren't on the right side of the white line.
so I don't have to wait behind them 0.25 seconds to make a right turn. Let them slow down and wait for me.
17. I am no longer responsible for keeping up with my vehicles emissions, brake lights or directional once my car is more than 1 year old. Why should cars even have directional blinkers? No one uses them anymore.
18. I also have the unalienable right to bump cyclists out of the lane if they aren't on the right side of the white line.
#46
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If you liked that one, then you're gonna love this one...
19. Roads are for cars, sidewalks are for toys. The sooner bicycle riders learn this, the world will be a better place!
BTW, I have no inferiority complex, just the need to relish in some friendly "turnabout".
It seems when people learn I'm a cyclist, even more so when they find out I commute to work every day like that, I become a sounding board for everyone's complaints about cyclists.
Is there anyone who's been there? Are their any hands to raise?
So I enjoy this thread. Let's me vent a little about other people's selfishness, and how foolish some of their perceptions may be...
19. Roads are for cars, sidewalks are for toys. The sooner bicycle riders learn this, the world will be a better place!
BTW, I have no inferiority complex, just the need to relish in some friendly "turnabout".
It seems when people learn I'm a cyclist, even more so when they find out I commute to work every day like that, I become a sounding board for everyone's complaints about cyclists.
Is there anyone who's been there? Are their any hands to raise?
So I enjoy this thread. Let's me vent a little about other people's selfishness, and how foolish some of their perceptions may be...
#47
If you liked that one, then you're gonna love this one...
19. Roads are for cars, sidewalks are for toys. The sooner bicycle riders learn this, the world will be a better place!
BTW, I have no inferiority complex, just the need to relish in some friendly "turnabout".
It seems when people learn I'm a cyclist, even more so when they find out I commute to work every day like that, I become a sounding board for everyone's complaints about cyclists.
Is there anyone who's been there? Are their any hands to raise?
So I enjoy this thread. Let's me vent a little about other people's selfishness, and how foolish some of their perceptions may be...
19. Roads are for cars, sidewalks are for toys. The sooner bicycle riders learn this, the world will be a better place!
BTW, I have no inferiority complex, just the need to relish in some friendly "turnabout".
It seems when people learn I'm a cyclist, even more so when they find out I commute to work every day like that, I become a sounding board for everyone's complaints about cyclists.
Is there anyone who's been there? Are their any hands to raise?
So I enjoy this thread. Let's me vent a little about other people's selfishness, and how foolish some of their perceptions may be...
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