16. I have the unalienable right to accelerate up to 10 mph over the speed limit to pass any slower moving cyclist, (even if they are traveling at the speed limit)
so I don't have to wait behind them 0.25 seconds to make a right turn. Let them slow down and wait for me.

17. I am no longer responsible for keeping up with my vehicles emissions, brake lights or directional once my car is more than 1 year old. Why should cars even have directional blinkers? No one uses them anymore.

18. I also have the unalienable right to bump cyclists out of the lane if they aren't on the right side of the white line.