You know how it goes: you're biking to/from work, it's a great morning/afternoon...you enjoy the ride. Then you feel this sweat on your forehead so you wipe it off with you hand and then...you look at your hand and you see this eeewww stuff on it. Yeap, a UFO has just deposited his digested product on your head. Or perhaps you see the poop coming, getting larger and larger, but you can't avoid it. Or you see this flock of canada geese coming close...do you watch their rear ends just in case something gets dropped your way?
I've been pooped bombed and I'm sure I gave the bird new scientific names (adhering to the four letter convention). How about ya?