Originally Posted by Steely Dan

i've often wondered why i see so many hipster cyclists here in chicago riding around in their "skinny" jeans. how do they not develop massive quads that preclude wearing such clothing. i only bike 28 miles a day on my commuting runs, and even my quads are stupidly large enough to make skinny jeans a non-starter for me.

how do these hipster kids keep their leg muscle development so low? do they all take anti-steroids?