It's nice to have so many choices these days, all of us and our wacky notions can be satisfied. I go to the grocery check out and I'm asked "paper or plastic bags?", I whip out my cotton bags and proudly proclaim "cotton is real, use these" and go merrily along on my day. Whether it be bike frames, politics, cars or the grocery store, America is full of fu****g nuts and wackos these days.