I will run the light in a turn lane when it won't work for me -- not waiting any "reasonable time" for it, either.

I will verbally abuse indecisive drivers, whether they're going my way or not.

Whether three feet away or not, a car that passes me too fast will get cussed out.

I am looking for a stealth method of securing a weapon on my bike. It could be a bladed device, a club of some sort, I don't know yet. Whatever works. You want to confront me, or try to jack my bike, make sure your bucket list is checked off, 'cause you won't be doing much afterward.

I take pleasure in riding in adverse conditions -- high wind, cold, rain, up to 4" of snow -- and DARE any driver to tell me I'm nuts for riding a bike in weather like that.

I don't care what my average speed is, only that I feel like I've exercised when I get off the bike. That usually involves sweat, muscle pain, and heavy breathing.

I will take sidewalks whenever I feel like it, even roll somebody's yard if need be.