Perhaps not, but what he's saying is true. Someone bringing a bike inside everywhere they go is a ****ing nuisance, IMO.

A lot of places don't mind if you bring a bike inside but secretly think you're a pain in the ass if you do. By mucky saying if a place won't cater to his fear of someone fondling his unicorn they "don't deserve his patronage", that just shows he's a brat with a false sense of entitlement.