So I'm coming back from home depot, on my way to Cal Ranch today (no joke) in my loaded down pickup. I get to a little underpass and there's a man and a woman on bikes in front of me. She's on a mountain bike, he's on a road bike. She's riding erratically and so I pace 'em across the intersection and then for a couple of more blocks. She dives across in front of me, he follows.

I do a double take, because I see DE ROSA on the red paint. Then I look more closely and see a full super record group. Well, I can't tell about the seat post because it's jammed all of the way into the seat tube. The guy's riding with hiking boots on, and his knees are banging on the handlebars (it looks to be, painfully for me, a 56). They turn right the wrong way on a one-way, and I lose 'em.

Anyone have suggestions about tracking that bike down? This town is only population 50k...a want ad? waddaya think?