The long board story brings us back to the OP in a way. Pavement is for public use. But if a doctor who has been drinking and is now texting, kills you while driving, it might be your fault. Especially since the doctor can afford a team who checks your social media, mental health records and toxicology.
See how wise MTBers are. They fear the blood test. They stay away.
Psnaz, here's ur cup, give it to ed when your done. And please dry the outside of the cup this time.