Wanted to fire up the old 1990 Bridgestone. Needed adjustment and cables. So I call the LBS to ask if they had time to do it right now while I wait.

Guy says bring it in.
Me. Now?
Guy. No next year.
Me. Do I need an appointment.
Guy. Let me check my reservation log.
Me. Be there in ten minutes you idiot.
Guy. Hurry up moron.

Got there, turns out we are both two sarcastic peas in a pod. Good mechanic too.