Originally Posted by
Papa Tom
My story is WAY too gross to tell here, but it involves riding about forty miles (from Manhattan to my home on Long Island) after not having been so lucky as some of the others who have responded.
Yikes. You can't open with that and not provide the details, though! It sounds like something that should be sent in to Drew Magary on Deadspin. He runs (zing!) poop stories in his reader mailbag.