q: if zeus rode a bike, what would it look like?
a: this olympia.
q2: if zeus were to procreate with a bike ..?
a2: this. he would ride this oly in every way a greek can imagine.
here in western washington, we just ask the bartender for an 'oly' (pronounced 'ohlee'). it's a lot like rainier, bud, the high life, lone star, coors original, pearl ... tasty.