I'm gonna have to second that. LOL


As a bike mechanic we work on alot of bike ridden by all kinds of people. We had one customer(william) that you could smell across the counter. John the mechanic usually got to work on Williams bike.
Once and only once did he lean over to mess with the RD or BB and his face got dangerously close to Williams seat. When he told the rest of us about his experience I had tears, I'm laughing as I type this. From then on Williams bike got a plastic bag on his seat first thing when it came in for any work.