Man, riding a road bike to work is great -- that comfortable aerodynamic position and because you are commuting and not racing anyone but Cat 6 wannabes, shorts and a t-shirt will do just fine. Everyone gets a great view of your chiselled legs when you blow by them like they were riding in reverse and they think damn, how does that old guy manage to go that fast and I wish my legs looked that good."
that comfortable aerodynamic position
Oxycontin? It's comfortable because it airs out your crack and lower back boobs. Your rear end sort of swallows the seat post (or probably seat
mast in your case....
) and when you stand to pedal it's like a manatee giving birth. That's the best part about competitive cycling to me anyway.
BTW - Nice post editing skills! You missed something important though for those chiselled legs -- bic, nair or wax?
Cats? I'm a fish man.