Originally Posted by TurbineBlade

Oxycontin? It's comfortable because it airs out your crack and lower back boobs. Your rear end sort of swallows the seat post (or probably seat mast in your case....) and when you stand to pedal it's like a manatee giving birth. That's the best part about competitive cycling to me anyway.

BTW - Nice post editing skills! You missed something important though for those chiselled legs -- bic, nair or wax?

Cats? I'm a fish man.