Originally Posted by Dan Burkhart

I know that, and yes, she would always say "ye ken?"
So this lady tourist was in Edinburgh taking in the sights when she spots a Scotsman dressed in traditional attire. Out of genuine curiosity, the lady asked, "sir, if I may ask, what is worn under the kilt?"
To which the Scot replied," Madam, it's nae worrn. It's all in verra gud condition."