How are you the "best urban rider" if the only reason you don't get hit MORE is that every single driver on the road is swerving, slamming on their brakes, dodging you, slowing etc?
I see few of those close calls being attributed to the 'swait fixay riderz' but to the reflexes of many drivers slowing or anticipating them.

I say all cars should keep going, no slowing stopping or swerving and then let them play some real Frogger.