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Old 08-31-12 | 06:47 PM
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ckaspar
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From: You have really nice furniture
Originally Posted by chefisaac
excuses. are you really a commuter?
Nope. I gave my gopro to someone who really rides and asked them to give me all the footage so I could post it and continue my masquerade as a bike commuter. The second photo of the odometer was actually taken on August 2nd. In order to keep the image up at work I drive to within a block of work, park, douse myself with saline (to simulate sweat) then ride the 200 feet to work and act exhausted. I sit at home and spin my front wheel for hours to simulate riding so my bike computer looks legit if anyone asks. I buy "maintenance" stuff at the bike shop, promptly throw it away but then ***** about how much a chain costs to replace all while pretending to laugh at the suckers who drive to work that they have to buy gas, meanwhile I just filled up at $130 for the tank.


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