Third is good Berny.

But I think I've found the answer to your performance problems: Stop shaving and use an epillator! On my never ending quest to understand the female of the species I have invested in a Braun epillator (no, not the pink one!). Anyone who can do both legs in entirety in one sitting deserves to win every race for the rest of their life!

Using one of these creations of beelzebub is like having a hundred kitten sink their claws into your legs simultaneously. And to make things worse, they aren't perfect: they don't remove all the hairs in one go! Yup, you get a second, third , and fourth go thrown in for free! Whooop!

I did my legs in three sessions, and the cops turned up on each occaision because the neighbours kept complaining about the noise. I promised not to scream like a little girl toe next time. They just nodded in a "you're a freakin wierdo, buddy" kinda way as they left me to my sordid work.

To rub salt into the wound (as if it were necessary) my four yo daughter laughed at my very red legs and told me that I had chicken pox. And now every time I get a chill or spine tingle my legs erupt in a spiky pain that totally freaks me out.

Anyway, I've managed to do all of my legs now and they are mostly hair free for the next couple of days. Apparently the pain lessens with each subsequent session. I'll reserve judgement until I have proof.

All I can say is "I can't wait to try waxing!"