Sorry. Perhaps my reply was a bit over the top. I agree that one should be prepared, but carrying duct tape is farther than I am willing to go. I was making a tongue in cheek comment with all added items I inserted into your list. You may not have said directly that I call my mommy, but I felt it was implied and I guess that set me off. Are we cool now?

Edit: I've stewed on this a bit, and maybe I was premature to offer an apology. You see, I don't like internet squabbles so I tried to play the pacifier. But you did ask why I was pissed at you. I was "pissy" because I asked (jokingly) about duct tape, and then you made implicit, condescending remarks about mommies and treating wives like mommies, looking up uses for duct tape, and I did not appreciate your tone. Sure, you may not have called me out explicitly, but it was in response to my comment. Perhaps my reply was not as measured or mature as it could have been, but now you know why. Let's move on now.