aw, c'mon, spill it! set people off!

then i'll tell ya 'bout my plan to spread the frame and forks of my mountain bike to
accept 16" automobile rims. why? cause ya never know when you'll be touring in
arkansas and blow out your wheel, and then you can pick up a cheap spare pinto
wheel from a car wrecker.

and before you critics start criticizing, i realize the bottom bracket will
drag, so i'll have to weld some cast-iron stilts to the drop outs to
improve the ground clearance.

stop criticizing! i'm aware that the tires will be difficult to pump up with
a frame pump. that's why i'm carrying a generator and air compressor
on the trailer.