Hey, I like the crappy conversions, FG touring bikes, primitive cavemancycles, and one-off frankenbikes. It lets me know what other people are doing and gives me ideas for my own ride.

What do I care if yet another hipster with some disposable income has a brand-new OMFG HOTT KEIRIN TRACK CYCLE RACING ITALIAN RARE JAPANESE NJS bike? Admit it, most look pretty similar anyway, and they're out of my league.

Just sayin'.