He was just jealous he didn't think up 'Windstrong'!

But seriously, someone has to remind the idiots that you don't need a celebrity to 'remind' you to be a good person.

But apparently reminding people of that obvious fact means that I'm somehow 'against' victims of natural disasters or cancer, desipte the fact that most of my family died of cancer, one of my good friends died of cancer at aged 29 last year, my cousin narrowly escaped the Tsumani, my fiancee and I donate to Greenpeace, Oxfam, and Amnesty on a monthly basis and we volunteer at a soup kitchen.

And we do all that without Bob, Oprah, or Lances 'help'.

I'm not trying to blow my own horn - I'm hardly a saint - but seriously, this planet is slowing becoming some surrealist nightmare the way some people act and react.

Now excuse me - I have to jump in my Cessna and head to my ranch in Moorabbin