Hmmm...my IQ was secret...got lots of the "you're an underachiever" stuff...I got more attention for being a "pretty girl"...but please don't get knocked up before your 18th birthday...

Later I needed those old "secret" records for something. I found out that my IQ score was 125...hopefully the alcohol has made me more "average". I don't think being smart is all that it's cracked up to be...