Find myself an awesome 80's Bianchi Volpe in excellent condition (my '06, although I love it, just wouldn't do in this situation), kit it out and return it to brand-new condition, ship it over to Tuscany and go on a month-long agriturismo tour (yes, I know that's redundant). I would do the same for my wife, but she thinks her '87 Trek Elance (mmmmm, Ishiwata triple-butted) is the best bike ever. She'd hit the markets for fresh ingredients to see what she can whip up (she grew up in an Italian restaurant), and we'd gorge ourselves on bistecca fiorentina and wild boar.