Gotta consider the territory... Out in the middle of Bum F, Louisiana in a tiny backwater town on a nothing road, only one McDonalds within miles and probably considered gourmet food, and da guy has to deal with a mess of strays nipping at his heels... ya use the tools ya got... rite.

They prolly use guns to swat flies down there.

I'm surprised they even gots the internets.