I was on the Metra train this afternoon on my way home from school and thought of this story.

Fingering that U-Lock must have been electric. There are lots of ******bags riding the Metra. For some reason people feel a sense of entitlement on the Metra trains that doesn't exist on the L. I was involved in an almost-fisticuffs-incident last week whereby an older man was talking louder than normal on his cellphone. Three or four gruff guys decided to let it be known that Grandpa was twisting their tit. Disaster averted by cooler heads.

Humility is lost on the suburbs I guess.