As I understand it:

You must ride on, or within a week after, your actual birthday.

You must ride at least your age - in MILES, not whimpy kilometers. But there are no bonus points for extra miles.

Pie MUST be consumed. This is not an option, and failure to comply will result in immediate expulsion from the Fifty+.

Beer and / or wine are highly recommended options. If beer or wine are not consumed, then there MUST be a visit to a coffee shop.

These rules must be obeyed whether you're a slim and trim Cat-2 racer or a slow and lumbering beginner.



<Removes tongue from cheek>