Today, a guy on a motorcyle swerved into my lane while taking off from a stop light (I was driving)...at the next stop light, he decided to yell at me for getting too close to him. He said if I hit him or one his "biker bros" I'd have a huge lawsuit on my hands.

I informed him that I swerved so far out of his way that I nearly hit the curb, that I too was a "biker bro", and that the guy driving behind me was my boss, who would be an excellent witness if there was such a lawsuit. This shut him up, but I still threw out "you're delusional and a horrible driver that should learn to ride your bike in a straight line."

I hate people.