Originally posted by Giant_racer
ewww... it's too much detail for me far too many males on this site can't u just tell 
That's nothing. I once actually vomited while I was riding (true story).
I usually carry a handkerchief with me when I ride (I call it the spanky-hanky), but often on solo rides I can't be bothered getting it out of my jersey pocket, so at those times Ijust fire snot rockets.