You guys have seen my theft-resistant commuter.
The big joke when I was a UCLA physics undergrad was conservation of mass -- "The lighter the bike, the heavier the security chain." My standard advice through the years has always been, "Park next to a better-looking bike with a flimsier lock." It's sort of like the two hikers -- "I don't have to outrun the bear -- I just have to outrun YOU."
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"Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." --Theodore Roosevelt
Capo: 1959 Modell Campagnolo, S/N 40324; 1960 Sieger (2), S/N 42624, 42597
Carlton: 1962 Franco Suisse, S/N K7911
Peugeot: 1970 UO-8, S/N 0010468
Bianchi: 1982 Campione d'Italia, S/N 1.M9914
Schwinn: 1988 Project KOM-10, S/N F804069