If I hit the lottery I'd probably throw a million dollars at getting Vancouver, WA MHL repealed. There's another price for you. Freedom ain't cheap, bro!

We could always outlaw bicycles. They're really too dangerous, anyways.

I'm glad you're not attached to styrofoam helmets. They're good for zero-mph clip-in falls and some other crashes but don't really offer all that much protection for road riders. Plenty of sensible people realize this. Even as recently as 2005 some riders were riding some parts of the Tour de France without helmets.