OK ~ I have her ready to rock and roll!
Total tear-down, switched-out the seat-post for one that was not gouged into oblivion, mounted a new Selle Anatomica Titanico X saddle in black with copper rivets. (Bought on their winter sale for $99.00) Switched the brakes back over to correct side. New bar wrap in black...
Photo from today

Link to high resolution image
http://prairienerds.com/misc_images/...on_bicycle.jpg