Why, why, WHY can`t we get them like that??? If I ever find one, I`ll buy a whole batch before they disappear!

I agree with R.Schlatte and 718 too. When I set up a beautiful old lugged bike several years ago, I bought an equally beautiful frame pump to hang under the TT. After ripping out the first stem, I went back to ugly pumps with tubes. My personal favorite is Serfas, though I`ve used Topeak and Lezeyne as well, and they also work much better than any traditional stick" pumps.