I've said it before, and now I have recovered, so... I hate Brooks saddles!
They're more like having a pet you constantly have to groom. Special waxes and creams, tightening or relacing them... "Wear them in"? Give me a break!
You want an extra hobby, yeah go 19th century tech!

Oh hell, LHT's are fugly too! Look at those colours, **** brown, canada goose **** green... peleeese!

No wonderthey're called "Surly":
surly[ sur-lee ]
adjective [sur·li·er, sur·li·est.]
1. churlishly rude or bad-tempered: a surly waiter.
2. unfriendly or hostile; menacingly irritable: a surly old lion.
3. dark or dismal; menacing; threatening: a surly sky.