Today I: in the matter of less than 30 seconds I reduced a roadraging motorist from anger to tears.
Idiot wanted to pass me while I had the slow lane and pulled over to cut me off from the completely empty outer lane and call me an idiot. I looked back at him and replied that his mother was the real one for giving birth to him. His red face turned 3 shades redder and he slumped his head to his steering wheel.
Jokes on him he made my day/ week.
Moments like this I wish I had a go pro.