that is one of the greatest restaurant stories ive ever heard

last night we took our friend out for his bday and theres this cute waitress that also works at the college with me who i always flirt with. when we get in shes like oh god not you again and proceeds to hang out at our table as much as possible and keeps sitting in the booth next to the birthday boy. so we keep telling him (hes a shyguy but girls flirt with him all the time) that shes into him and he keeps failing to pull the trigger. finally we all leave after she ****s up the check so bad that we all have to sit there doing trigonometry to figure out what the hell happened and how to split the bill were on our way out and were like wtf man. so were standing outside for like 15 mins we push him back in there to get her number and he does. it was a big moment for him lol.


this drives me absolutely bat **** crazy, or when a group of non english speaking people hear you and just panic and stand there like a deer in the headlights and part down the middle when youre 3 feet away. omg.