Dear chromed nitto bullhorns,
What was i thinking when i so easily forsake you for those awful NJS drops?? You are so comfortable and allow me the leverage to communicate with my bike via the proper "body english." Who cares if i don't have proper NJS parts for I will be racing you in exactly zero velodromes. i don't care about covering you with all these scratches or that sticky stuff from the new cork tape i will cover you with, for I demand comfort! we shall never be apart again.
love,
andrew

ps i'll ebay the drops when the conversion is complete